Three 6 Mafia Rapper Tells Cops … I Wanted Coke, Not Meth!!!

Three 6 Mafia rapper Crunchy Black is a man who knows what he wants when it comes to drugs … but according to cops he isn’t too good at getting it.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the Oscar winner was roaming the streets of Vegas early Tuesday when he was stopped for walking into an intersection when the “do not cross” light was flashing.

It didn’t take long for cops to discover meth.

According to the police report, Crunchy’s response was hilariously incriminating. He said, “Oh damn. I was trying to buy that powder, not meth.”

For bad measure the ‘Three 6’ rapper also had 2 warrants for his arrest. He was booked for possession and for providing a phony name. He’s still in custody.

Crunchy has other problems. He’s still a wanted man in Minnesota after allegedly beating his girlfriend in a hotel room.

A rep for Crunchy Black tells us the rapper wants to move forward with his life and will handle the charges in court. Some advice … don’t move forward when the “don’t walk” sign is flashing.

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Rapper Too Short’s Drug Arrest: tested positive for Meth confirmed ,but rep says His Thing is Weed,

 

 

Too Short in L.A. in 2010 (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

West Coast rapper Too Short was too slow (and allegedly too intoxicated) to evade arrest in Hollywood the other night, but now his rep is trying to get the word out the drugs connected to the music star in the bust weren’t his.

46-year-old Too Short (err, aka Too $hort), born (in L.A.) as Todd Anthony Shaw, was pulled over at around 3 a.m. Wednesday, and after attempting to flee on foot, was arrested tossed in the back of a Los Angeles Police Department cruiser. Officers allege Shaw tried to ditch some drugs while in the car, but David Weintraub, Shaw’s rep, says no way were the drugs his.

TMZ reports that their law enforcement sources say the drugs were most likely meth or Ecstasy laced with meth because he tested positive for both. Weintraub explains that Shaw was put into the “disgustingly filthy patrol car” that “smelled like vomit” and “was littered with remnants from prior arrests of the evening.” Meaning, those drugs were left over from someone else who’d been in there that night.

Of course, the LAPD say they follow protocol and clean out the backseat after each arrest.

Weintraub further clarifies why there’s just no way that’s Shaw’s meth: “Any assertion that Short was carrying powder is ridiculous! Every rap fan knows Short’s into weed.” Well, duh!

Oh, and PS, Weintraub can also explain away why Shaw tried to flee, crediting his client’s past experiences being “mistreated by law enforcement.”

Among Shaw’s encounters with the law include arrests in 2010 in Boise for battery and in 2009 in Las Vegas for drunk driving.Too short is too caught be a man and face your charges.